Most people are probably not aware how similar boob jobs are to breastfeeding, at least when it comes to cause and effect. You want big boobs? Pump out a little suckler and in no time your depressions will become swollen double Ds. Throw down a few grand and a surgeon will cut you up, inject some fluid and call you Dolly Parton.
Trouble is, what's the best method? Sure breastfeeding doesn't cost you anything, unless you count the cost of the child itself, which runs at around 1 mil these days. Now, if you are think you might only want big knockers for a short period of time, perhaps breastfeeding is the way to go. If you're like me, once you ween your little one, your luscious grapefruits will soon become bananas. I believe that breast augmentation (what a lovely euphamism) is reversable, but you will probably have to pay for that.
Jaclyn and I have an intimate relationship with the boobjob/breastfeeding comparison. While I was nursing Nathan, Jaclyn came to stay with us to recover from her surgery. We were both up in the middle of the night, swollen mammories and shared ice packs. Yes - a boobjob will keep you awake for the first couple days after the surgery, which is not the case with breastfeeding (unless you have strong tranquilizers.)
Don't get me wrong - I'm pro-breastfeeding. There are all those lovely benefits (weightloss, hormone highs, appetite of a pot-smoking hippy, etc), but perhaps it is not the ideal way to grow your titties.
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Jaclyn has become a very confident writer in a form that she may be unaware of : simply-- as in her talk day to day – it is narrative. Further – she is lightening quick on the cellphone keyboard and and it appears to have translated to the laptop without any much fuss or bother.
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No one knows - including all the people of Ireland.
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